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The obscurity of the Juice

Written by Joe on .

Could OJ become a free man? Did his previous lawyers pull a David Kleinfeld? Did he not know his crew had guns with them when they raided a hotel room to get his memorabilia back?

Do we even care? Did we forget he existed?

Seriously, was there even an article, talk show topic or a 30 second local news package about how OJ is trying to get out of jail? There was nothing on Twitter, except a few jokes about his photos and how he looked old and on helium.

The guy couldn't be anymore of a black sheep when it comes to Buffalo folklore.

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A quickie post on Doug Whaley being named GM

Written by Joe on .

It is official: Doug Whaley is the man. Not the most polished speaker, but whatever. As long as he picks the right players, he can be Helen Keller of the NFL World. Nothing really earth shattering from the press conference besides being confused about who negotiates contracts (Overdorf? Darcy? Ralph's wife?). Honestly, almost all teams have a chief negotiator when it comes to deal who isn't the GM.

Still wish the Bills would take the analytics department more serious than just throwing it out there as a possibility. Start hiring some math whizzes or the dorky looking guy who runs Football Outsiders.

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Sabres have trade chips on the wings

Written by Chris Ostrander on .

It’s a time of turnover in Hockey Purgatory Heaven with Lindy Ruff getting his walking papers while Jordan Leopold, Jason Pominville and Robyn Regehr each were shipped out of town before the deadline. It appears as if this summer will bring about more change via the trade market for the Sabres as they continue their rebuild.

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Poor Canada

Written by Joe on .

I've written before about the love and mostly hate relationship with Toronto and Buffalo. Besides our love for hockey and tolerance for the cold weather, I tend to believe both entities are more different than some would like to believe. Canadians pride themselves on being a boastful bunch that takes their values seriously. They are proud of their heritage and you can just sense it whenever they blurt out "O Canada" during a hockey game. As for us, we tend to be a self-depricating bunch who mostly use our hands to massage the frustration off our faces. We are constantly down on ourselves and take any criticism to heart.

However, for today, we can add misery to the hockey love and tolerance for cold weather to the mix.

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Random thoughts on Buddy Nix stepping down....and Doug Whaley stepping in?

Written by Joe on .

Stupid Russ Brandon! I pretty much had it in my head for at least the last few years that Buddy Nix would be retiring soon. Of course, he comes out and says Buddy would be the GM for a long time coming and I pretty much expect to see him in a wheelchair, picking players and having a nurse move guys off the draft board. All these guys do is lie! LIE! LIE! LIE! 

However, if you take out Russ Brandon's declaration, this isn't too shocking.

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Examining the resumes of NHL Presidents

Written by Michael Purinton on .

Hockey teams, like all sports organizations have hockey units and business units in their front offices. The hockey operations group is in charge of filling the roster with the best talent they possibly can, while the business department handles pretty much everything else, including (but not limited to) sponsorships, facilities, and marketing.

The heads of the business operations departments are titled team presidents. They are the presidents of the companies, and not necessarily in charge of the hockey operations. More often than not, team presidents are separate from the ownership group and hockey operations and have no experience in hockey operations.

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Spitballing a Sabres intro video

Written by Joe on .

Something that has been a popular point of contention these past few seasons is the mausoleum-esque atmosphere inside the F’N Center.

I don’t fancy myself to be a game presentation guru, I like to leave that expertise to Eric at 3rd Man In as he has a much better grasp on what it takes to put together a successful game presentation approach. However, I do enjoy spitballing ideas and seeing if they make any sense (this is how I come up with all of my brilliant patent pending ideas.

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Reliving the suffering of Darcy Regier's reign of terror

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I swear, I thought it was over. The end credits for this horror movie we had been watching were about to roll. Grab your jacket and leave the stale popcorn at your theater seats because we were finally going to see the main villain get his. It always happens during the last five minutes of a movie, doesn't it? The mastermind for all the murders and the enabler of getting killers to do his dirty work was finally going to get his.

I thought the monster with nine lives had finally used up his final one. It was time to hug our loved ones after finally putting the 20th bullet in the bogeyman's cranium. There wouldn't be a bogeyman hiding in the closet, waiting to kill some stupid chick who went to get a sandwich after having sex. It was over. We could finally go home and watch the sunrise in astonishment because we were moving forward and surviving.

However, in a plot twist reminiscent of Michael Meyers coming back from the dead after being blown to bits by Jamie Lee Curtis or that old doctor who looks like Harry Neale, Darcy Regier still lives and is more powerful and dumber than ever.

How in the seven hells did we come to this?

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Hot takes on Ron Rolston being named permanent head coach

Written by Joe on .

Yeah...Not exactly breaking news when it comes to finding out that Ron Rolston is coming back. I find it to be a bit sad that between Darcy and him coming back, most fans assumed this was going to happen. It is as if the resignation in knowing status quo seems to happen with the Sabres has taken out expectations for getting better.

Everyone just assumed DR&RR were coming back since March. That's how it works with the Sabres, show a little improvement and their management makes it into turning over a new leaf.

I think it even got to the point that fans didn't really care about bringing in a new guy. "Yeaaaaah, just give it to Ron because there's probably not anyone else who is better and wants to come here. Also, we are doomed as long as Darcy is here."

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Grading the Sabres: 2013 report card, Part II

Written by Chris Ostrander on .

The defensemen and goaltenders get to share the spotlight in the second portion of my Sabres season grades. As always, your thoughts are welcome in the comments section.

Tyler Myers: Oh, where to begin? Myers was downright bad to begin the year before leveling out at midseason. He looked out of shape and lost most of the time and his play suffered for it. Considering the salary he is being paid, his contributions are especially frightening. Before his injury he was only okay and you could certainly say the defensive play was better without him. Yikes. Grade: C-

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