I had this acceptance speech written for a while but I made a few tweeks. I think it will work. #LazyGMno comments
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Mr. Fake Darcy! How are you today?
I’m great, Joe. Hey bud, you sure are sweating excessively. Are you all right? We can re-schedule, ya know. Holy flop-sweat! This is hilarious. You look like Albert Brooks in Broadcast News!!! Okay, go ahead and ask away but don’t mind my laughter!no comments
How does it feel?
First things first, Joe. I heard your most recent podcast and was a little disappointed to hear you say, somewhere around the 32:45 mark, that you were done with me and you had lost faith in me. Correct me if I’m wrong…Might I add that this was on trade deadline day and I had vastly improved my team! Not to be outdone in negativity-palooza, Mr. Stewart might have outflanked you with his pessimism. But I’m over it so let’s get on with this interview. Now, will you please take your hand off my knee?
So, what’s new?no comments
Feels like old times again. All those obnoxious hashtags, like #FireDarcy, #DoSomethingDarcy, #DarcyIsAGirlsName are beginning to crop up throughout my timeline on Twitter again. I thought we were past that stage after Terry took over. It seems that honeymoon is over and the mother-in-law has moved into the spare bedroom and is critiquing my love-making. Popularity was fun while it lasted.no comments